Skip to main content

viacommer 

2 definitions for a viacommer

definitions:

1. A greedy jew that wants to take what you own and use it to feel his greed plant, which is also jewish.

2. Someone that complains about being in your youtube video, or anything you have with them in it, which is almost unavoidable, so they aim to sue you for all you have, and then they go on with their jew selves 'splodin kid's heads across the world.
"howdy spencer, hows it going?"

"well, not so great thanks to you, man with no money."

"im your employer, i can fire you right now."

"ya, well maybe you should give up on life, because if you we're to fire me, ill sue you for copyright infringement because you have an employee of the month picture of me in your shop."

"srsly, viacommer?"

"ya, you'll lose everything except your children, which will also starve to death while i buy anti-youtube submarines, and ill feed everything you have to my greed plant, which shits 500,000 dollars everytime its fed."

"kk spencer, i won't fire you."

"and the youtube videos?"

"they're gone."

Viacommunist 

A person or company that removes your video from a video streaming website for no good reason, e.g. YouTube.
Man 1: I can't believe it! They removed my video! Those bloody Viacommunists!
Viacommunist by WeirdEars December 9, 2008
Related Words

Vacoomer 

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic
Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there
Vacoomer by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019
Whenever a video is pulled from a video-sharing site like YouTube because of the demands of a large media corporation (i.e. Viacom) demands it.
"I wish I could share the latest video from 'The Daily Show,' but sadly it's been viacommed."

"I tried to watch a sketch by Dave Chappelle online, but it's been viacommed."
viacommed by ItAintEazy March 27, 2007

Viacommunism

Portmanteau of "Viacom" and "Communism".
Any act of, or belief system held by, a company (especially Viacom) that involves removing, suspending/suing the publishing account of, and/or blocking (usually to everywhere except the USA) videos containing anything made by the company or one of its subsidiary companies. Very common on YouTube. Extremely frowned upon and often incites boycotts and/or outrage videos.
Term coined independently and almost simultaneously by several YouTube users after Viacom became infamous for this practice.
"YouTube is seeing a dramatic increase in Viacommunism these days. Pretty soon, even mentioning the name 'SpongeBob SquarePants' will get people suspended."
Viacommunism by SuperBlah! January 25, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next