vetinarian 

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

vetinarian by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.

"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

veterinarian by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013

Veterinarian

Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!

Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!

Veterinarian by Truelove101 January 11, 2015

veginearian 

Someone who claims to be vegitarian, but eats meat products, like steak or bacon, or fish.

Scott was horrified to be spotted eating a bacon sandwich - he'd been outed as a veginearian.

veginearian by GruntPuppy January 11, 2020

Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.

A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!

Veterinarian by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Social Vegitarian 

One who doesn't have beef with anyone else.

Lucy: Let's start a rumor about someone!
Sally: No, I'm a social vegitarian. I can't do anything that may cause me to have beef with others.

Social Vegitarian by nayberhoodkid January 12, 2009

Vegitarian 

The word vegetarian spelt wrongly.
Someone who does not eat meat (dead animals) -which includes chicken and fish (plus all other seafood).

Some people lie and claim to be vegetarians when they eat fish, but they are pescitarians.

Not to be confused with vegan which is somebody that doesn't eat any animal products at all (meat or dairy).

Vegetarianism is a personal choice. Most vegetarians, and vegans, respect everyone else's life choices. The ones who do not respect other people or are violent/aggressive towards people are not showing the true meaning of vegetarianism - it is a compassionate way of life.

"Would you like a hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm vegitarian." (spelt vegetarian but had to spell it like that so Urban Dictionary would accept it.)

"Why are you vegetarian?"
"Because of the health benefits and because I do not want others to suffer just for my food."

"You must secretly eat meat, you vegetarian, or you'd be dead."
"If you ate nothing but meat, you'd die."

Vegitarian by nizdolls August 30, 2006