5 definitions by Nicholas Arnold

meltage

The watery result of ice melting, such as when the ice intended to stay contained within a rocks glass escapes onto the countertop and slowly creates a puddle, only to be later discovered when it soaks your shirt sleeve while leaning on the bar attempting to summon the busy bartender to fetch you yet another cocktail.

Fuck dude! I just put my arm in some meltage!

by Nicholas Arnold March 7, 2008

Hexapus

A six-limbed octopus.

Henry the Hexapus at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in England was found in a lobster pot.

by Nicholas Arnold July 14, 2008

werq

An expression used when praising someone for doing something cunty or for looking fierce

Girl, I ain't nevah seen nobody twirl as fierce as you in a pair of size 11 stilettos! You're serving! You bettah werq!!!

by Nicholas Arnold February 27, 2008

vetinarian

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

by Nicholas Arnold July 14, 2008