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pertaining to a positively attractive use of a vest in the accessorizing of a look.
megs said that gui looked rather vestive.
vestive by miss hubrasstendrekanec September 24, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
From the band Vetiver.
Kids from the upper class wearing vintage stuff to look like their grandpas and grandmas ( overzised knitted stuff or tartan shirts ), listenning to alt music, are against mainstream things, study art at school, are keen on smoking pot sometimes with a glass of red wine. Obama changed their lives.Morrissey is their hero. Sean Lennon too.

Girls don't like to wear make up and wash their hair twice a week. They like to take Polaroid of themselves in front of a farm.They only read second hand books with a strong smell . A poster of Frida Kahlo's portait is stuck upon their beds.

They're hipsters, without the American Apparel-Cobrasnake-Scene-Electro touch.
A :Erin just came back from Norway. She bought me an old 60's army jacket and invited to have a cup of tea tonight.

B : She's so vetiver
vetiver by Avenger64 April 5, 2009
A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)
Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.
Vestie by TheVestie May 24, 2023
See Definition 3 & 4 for slang.

1. A visible trace, evidence, or sign of something that once existed but exists or appears no more.

2. Biology. A rudimentary or degenerate, usually nonfunctioning, structure that is the remnant of an organ or part that was fully developed or functioning in a preceding generation or an earlier stage of development.

3. slang. A very small underdeveloped person. n.

4. slang. A younger or smaller version of oneself. n. or adj.
"That funhouse mirror over there makes me look like my do giant and this one here makes me look all vestige."
vestige by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

Vestiges of OFA

A group of very chaotic dead people that live inside a quirk
"The Vestiges of OFA are so pretty" "I wanna cuddle with the Vestiges of OFA" "The Vestiges of OFA's shenanigans are hilarious"

G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”
Honor, awe, or high opinion inspired by or derived from a person wearing a vest
(noun) vest steej

By wearing that vest, Walter has earned instant vestige in my opinion.

Walter looked very vestigeous in his sweater vest.
vestige by WM Smith February 12, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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