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Aidan is a vestite
Vestite by Sket7 May 13, 2022

G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

Fans-Vestite 

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.
Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres
Fans-Vestite by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

Half-vestite 

A person who has begun the transformation to become another gender. They may have begun the hormone treatments and realized it wasn't for them or they may be considering their options.
notable half-vestites:

1 Wendy Williams- she has male qualities but appears female
2 RuPaul - he would complete the transformation but is an established drag queen
Half-vestite by Maximuspwnd April 17, 2010

Bush-Vestite 

Kind of like a transvestite, but hornier and annoying with its "Bush-ism" taunts. It is rare and is mentioned a lot in a Youtube video I saw containing backwards messages in the Pokemon theme song. It is the main antagonist of a commonly flatulant society run by Dr. Breen. They also eat kittens in their tacos and jam out to Pearl Jam.....they really suck. .......oh and u said no one could get more ass than Ron Jeremy.....he is a Bush-Vestite. So is Chuck Norris. And that guy from "Sky High", because that movie sucked more ass than a Matt Warrington. Also they are known to masturbate.....a lot to gay hentei.....like a Matt Warrington.
OMG that fucking Bush-Vestite is eating a kitten!
Bush-Vestite by Harold Penis August 4, 2008
A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)
Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.
Vestie by TheVestie May 24, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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