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To get out of the county right before you get arrested and/or whacked.

Named after Robert Vesco an infamous criminal financier in the early 1970s who, before the FBI filed charges, took off to the Caribbean with hundreds of millions of dollars.
"If he'd waited another day to vesco the hell out of there, he might now be lying dead at the hands of some vengeful S & R rover." - Dean Ing's Single Combat (1983)
vesco by old_school_thrillers September 9, 2021
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viscous innards 

A term given to us by Professor MTR to describe the warm, supple, sticky, sometimes even tight punani of a woman
Pookie and Ray Ray destroyed the hoodboogers viscous innards
viscous innards by mulchintime January 31, 2023
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kick a vsco girl day 

On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.
boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY

VSCO girls 

VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
“VSCO girls were EVERYWHERE at my school when i came back from summer vacation.”
VSCO girls by l.f.e October 28, 2019
Vasco is a guy who is funny, smart and controls his destiny, has charms that makes girls love him when they get close, he's a great lover, he can be stubborn sometimes but he will ride or die for the ones he confides in, he doesn't let his past dictate his future, he tries to not fall in love with everyone but sometimes beautiful fools him. He will do what ever for the girl he loves. Vasco are usually born after the month of July and are original and no one can be a Vasco
I don't know what is so special about him that I keep thinking about him, he must be called Vasco
Vasco by Chewthizzballzz2001 May 22, 2017

vsco boyfriend 

A vsco boyfriend is the sweetest, most thoughtful guy you can have. He's the type of guy who will give you his hoodie in exchange for your scrunchies. He will stay up all night talking to you, and always send you good night/good morning texts when he's not with you. He will hold your hand in public and kiss you in front of your friends. He will screenshot your snaps just because he thinks they're cute. He is the ideal type of guy.
Emma: I love that hoodie you're wearing. Where'd you get it?
Hannah: Thomas gave it to me in return for my scrunchie.
Emma: OMG, that's something that only a vsco boyfriend would do
vsco boyfriend by fpuppy5135 January 6, 2019

VSCO GIRL 

VSCO GIRL- Wears oversized t-shirts or sweatshirt with Nike shorts. Has Vans, Crocs, Birks, and wears a shell necklace. She also wears tube tops and Jean shorts. She always has a hydroflask. She can't leave home without a scrunchie and her favorite car is a jeep.
Omg she is such a VSCO GIRL
VSCO GIRL by Leah-de July 1, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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