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Mullet Mafia

A mafia with people that only have mullets, and have nothing better to do with their life. and their leader is the crazy football coach that has a sucky mullet.

coach: let’s have a mullet mafia

every boy in the grade: BETTT

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019

quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

2020

living hell

in 2020 we lost kobe, and then we had world war 3, then wild fires took over australia, then coronavirus, now riots... wtf is gonna happen next?

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 19, 2020

kick a vsco girl day

On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.

boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019

YYS

YYS means yee yee school. That means. there’s a bbq every homecoming and once a year, the boys gather up and ride a tractor with a trailer hooked up on it and come to school.

i hate my YYS school.

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 13, 2019

a joke

everyone’s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 19, 2020

Boy Drama

When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.

Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.

Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.

Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.

Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019