quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

Mullet Mafia

A mafia with people that only have mullets, and have nothing better to do with their life. and their leader is the crazy football coach that has a sucky mullet.

coach: let’s have a mullet mafia

every boy in the grade: BETTT

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019

2020

living hell

in 2020 we lost kobe, and then we had world war 3, then wild fires took over australia, then coronavirus, now riots... wtf is gonna happen next?

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 19, 2020

kick a vsco girl day

On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.

boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019

Skrrt Skrrt

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019

TikTok

Something that isn’t like your christian minecraft server. and most people have it for memes.

yo i have TikTok.

by omw.to.your.dads.house July 19, 2019

coronavirus

america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.

i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020