Boy Drama

When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.

Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.

Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.

Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.

Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019

a joke

everyone’s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 20, 2020

Mullet Mafia

A mafia with people that only have mullets, and have nothing better to do with their life. and their leader is the crazy football coach that has a sucky mullet.

coach: let’s have a mullet mafia

every boy in the grade: BETTT

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 15, 2019

TikTok

Something that isn’t like your christian minecraft server. and most people have it for memes.

yo i have TikTok.

by omw.to.your.dads.house July 19, 2019

quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

Skrrt Skrrt

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 12, 2019

Airpods

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019