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Verticle Torpedo 

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
Verticle Torpedo by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.
verticle blinds by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Verticle Stick 

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)
"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"
Verticle Stick by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

Verticle pinned 

When someone is hair pinned and has it as verticle as possible to represent they have weed and willing to be a vender to sell some for the right price. May or may not be a dealer, but usually knows other hook ups. Generally down to smoke you out as well.
that guy is verticle pinned, he Will hook us up

verticle cuddle 

Cuddling while standing up awkwardly in public places with no regard for children.
I verticle cuddle with my boyfriend before class.
verticle cuddle by Jiminlysm December 17, 2018
Cars that belong to people who believe they own the road, particularly the bit outside their property, that's actually a public road for anyone.
I put these cones out to stop you parking your car here - yes it's a public road, but it's my space for my verhicles.

I paid £20k for my verhicles, I'll park it where I want!
Verhicles by Brenda14 October 6, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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