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Verticle Torpedo 

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
Verticle Torpedo by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.
verticle blinds by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Verticle Stick 

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)
"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"
Verticle Stick by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

Verticle pinned 

When someone is hair pinned and has it as verticle as possible to represent they have weed and willing to be a vender to sell some for the right price. May or may not be a dealer, but usually knows other hook ups. Generally down to smoke you out as well.
that guy is verticle pinned, he Will hook us up

verticle cuddle 

Cuddling while standing up awkwardly in public places with no regard for children.
I verticle cuddle with my boyfriend before class.
verticle cuddle by Jiminlysm December 17, 2018
Cars that belong to people who believe they own the road, particularly the bit outside their property, that's actually a public road for anyone.
I put these cones out to stop you parking your car here - yes it's a public road, but it's my space for my verhicles.

I paid £20k for my verhicles, I'll park it where I want!
Verhicles by Brenda14 October 6, 2023