Venasaur
When having sex in room with large curtains in the middle of a bright day, you through open the curtains mid-climax and yell SOLARBEAM.
Venasaur by Aaron Eddings November 25, 2012
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venusauring
Verb
The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014
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Venasaur • venasauring • venusauring • venusaur • vanasaurus • venasouring • venasuar • Venesauring • venosaur • venosauring
Venusaur
1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018
venasauring
When you tie your ball sack up in vines and slap your partner with them whilst shouting 'you don't have enough badges to train me'.
venasauring by Pokemon DJ April 24, 2014
venosauring
When you whip another with your penis, cum on their back, shouting "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
venosauring by CharizardRyderGamez March 19, 2014
vanasaurus
vanasaurus by vanasaurus69 January 18, 2021
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