Skip to main content

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

laminated ventilated tampon 

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

ventilate 

Transitive verb: To shoot someone, with the implication that the holes made in the body would allow wind to pass through. May also be applicable to stabbing. Attributed to Kirk Douglas's character Cactus Jack in the 1979 film, "The Villain."

It is likely that no one has ever used this term seriously. It is usually heard as a humorous mock-threat between friends.
Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!
ventilate by Evac156 February 10, 2005

chicken ventilator 

A staple in many chemistry labs, the chicken ventilator can also be called a hood. You do chemistry in there, and on rare occasions, you may also see a mustached man smoking a cigarette or ventilating chickens.
I was goin dahn the chem lab to ventilate some chickens when I found grundle tickler Frank smoking a cigarette in the chicken ventilator.

vextipated 

what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.
Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.
vextipated by grrlshadow March 30, 2009