Ventilated

(of a butt) being flat or poorly shaped.

“She got a nice ass?”
“Nah man that shit is ventilated”.

by hanojnokreb March 11, 2023

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 31, 2006

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

ventilate

Transitive verb: To shoot someone, with the implication that the holes made in the body would allow wind to pass through. May also be applicable to stabbing. Attributed to Kirk Douglas's character Cactus Jack in the 1979 film, "The Villain."

It is likely that no one has ever used this term seriously. It is usually heard as a humorous mock-threat between friends.

Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!

by Evac156 February 10, 2005

chicken ventilator

A staple in many chemistry labs, the chicken ventilator can also be called a hood. You do chemistry in there, and on rare occasions, you may also see a mustached man smoking a cigarette or ventilating chickens.

I was goin dahn the chem lab to ventilate some chickens when I found grundle tickler Frank smoking a cigarette in the chicken ventilator.

by John Dubich April 25, 2007

vextipated

what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.

Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.

by grrlshadow March 30, 2009