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It is native version of a velvette it has huge red horns, a wagging tail, a big but and a huge face.
A velvetteen is normally found dwelling in rusty old caves under the sea, there main food is human hearts that they rip out of unserspecting prey with there sharp claws
Bert: wait is that a velvetteen
Cherry: yeah I think it is. Run!!!!!!
by 123456789jedi dingus12345689 February 13, 2021
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Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by buckonz March 5, 2010
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velveteen rub

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.
She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.
by NickInHudson April 21, 2006
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Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.
by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007
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velveteen rub

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.
That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!
by manormonkey? February 9, 2009
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Velveteen mafia

A subspecies of the entertainment industry's velvet mafia, the Velveteen mafia is comprised of the many gay men (and the occasional lesbian) who work in the field of children's book publishing.

Though not formally organized, these editors, authors, illustrators, art directors, publishers, etc. do tend to huddle together at industry events (making quite the splash) and are known for their wit, style, and general panache around the office...and around town. They are highly influential.

An obvious (and brilliant) mash-up of author Stephen Gaines' term "the velvet mafia" (which he used to describe the in-crowd of Studio 54's heyday) and the title of Margery Williams' classic 1922 children's book, "The Velveteen Rabbit."
Do any straight men work in kids books or are they really all part of the Velveteen mafia?

The Velveteen mafia does not bat for my team, damn it!
by Oliver Buttons January 1, 2008
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Velveteen Rub

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018
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