Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

Funk Volume by Psikiguy. K. Kentai Sweet December 30, 2011

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Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

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venlumi

two soulmates and a less popular pairing from “genshin impact”. who wouldn’t love a duo consisting of a traveller and the bard who writes songs about her?

venlumi is a really healthy ship... they’re so perfect for each other! you ship venlumi? you’re very cool

venlumi by kaslanakiana August 15, 2021

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