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The previous definition was submitted as an evil plot to defame the name Velten, by a derranged pirate who's family was killed by a Velten, thus proving that a Velten is indeed ninja.

The true definition of Velten is one who is there but not there; one who is RIGHT BEHIND you, but cannot be seen or detected; one who is sneaky sneaky, and will cause target self injury and possible heart attack.
Be sure to look for any Velten's on the ceiling when entering a dark room.
velten by Hawk of Fire July 31, 2008
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One who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.
Hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?

Nah, he's a total velten, man.
velten by dr. janky December 28, 2005
Related Words
velten • velenje • velente • Vellen • Velteese • veltin • Velton • Veitenhans • Velen • Velena

Nellie Veitenheimer 

A beautiful girl who is the daughter of the musical god, Apollo. She has dark hair, dark eyes and is the sweetest person you will ever know to exist. She was a competitor on the show The Glee Project in the summer of 2012. Since then, the world has been introduced to the amazingness that is Nellie Veitenheimer. Although she is rather tiny in size, she can sing bigger than everything. Even that creepy neighbor who eats too much down the street. She can sing bigger than elephants. Nellie Veitenheimer is a Ship Queen, and is often put into relationships by her fans with everything; including her cat, a jar of Nutella, her two best friends Blake Jenner and Michael Weisman, and you will probably end up wanting to date her as well. Even if you are a straight girl or gay man, you will find yourself in love. She is a skilled photographer and an amazing songwriter and writer in general. She owns a Tumblr in which she connects with her fans. She also is very weird, but you will also love that. She is the reason why most people hate Ryan Murphy, and why people are cutting their hair now. She has numerous videos on YouTube, showcasing her unique talent. Unlike most girls, Nellie's voice has an unforgettable rasp and jazz-esque feel to it.

Nellie Veitenheimer, in short, is perfection.
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VeltaNix 

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Vertentive 

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Third incarnation of Beelzebul, Lord of the fliers.
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Velenik is doing the
A young man whom is very active. He tends to act tough but when it comes to his gf hid heart is kind. He is normally a football player. A good one at that. Velton's are sometimes sneaky as well, but a good friend
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