velocidouche

1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.

1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you just see that velocidouche"

velocidouche by EvilPasta January 27, 2009

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Velocedouche

An insult derived from the italian word 'veloce' meaning fast and douche.

velocedouche is a very cool word coined by myself

Velocedouche by craigieburn April 30, 2009

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Related Words

velocidouche • velocadouche • Velocedouche • velocodouche

velocodouche

A payout

Dude, that guy's a velocodouche

velocodouche by Ninja is so cool October 23, 2008

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velocadouche

A velocadouche is essentially just a bigger version of a douche

"Nah Dez is no douche ... he is a velocadouche"

velocadouche by Yannbo February 2, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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