Dumbfangled

To be confounded and confused at some new information. When you hear something astounding and baffling and can't immediately process it.

When I heard Rihanna might be getting back together with Chris Brown I was dumbfangled. I couldn't even figure out what to say for like a minute.

This new operating system has me dumbfangled. Where is everything?! I don't know what to do!

by QuestionMarc May 12, 2012

Massive

A new word in the teen lexicon for awesome. Popularized by Stephen Colbert on his Colbert Report.

Did you see the Colbert Report last night? It was massive!

by QuestionMarc October 02, 2009

Anal Massage

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.

"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."

by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

lemma

When you have a situation for which there is only one choice, that you have to do. You don't really want to do it, but there's no choice.

As opposed to a dilemma when you have two choices for a situation.

"Last night I had to go see the 12:01 showing of Green Hornet. The only time I could see it. I didn't want to, but I had to. Eh, I'm in a real lemma." Ben Mankiewicz, the What the Flick?! movie review show

by QuestionMarc January 16, 2011

Velocitude

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.

The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.

by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009

Brookings

A nothing town on the Southern Oregon coast. A place where the retired rule, the young are bored and you either move away when you are 18, or you live there forever in lameness.

Man, you're still in Brookings? Well, was nice knowin' ya.

by QuestionMarc February 20, 2009