by QuestionMarc October 02, 2009

To be confounded and confused at some new information. When you hear something astounding and baffling and can't immediately process it.
When I heard Rihanna might be getting back together with Chris Brown I was dumbfangled. I couldn't even figure out what to say for like a minute.
This new operating system has me dumbfangled. Where is everything?! I don't know what to do!
This new operating system has me dumbfangled. Where is everything?! I don't know what to do!
by QuestionMarc May 12, 2012

When you have a situation for which there is only one choice, that you have to do. You don't really want to do it, but there's no choice.
As opposed to a dilemma when you have two choices for a situation.
As opposed to a dilemma when you have two choices for a situation.
"Last night I had to go see the 12:01 showing of Green Hornet. The only time I could see it. I didn't want to, but I had to. Eh, I'm in a real lemma." Ben Mankiewicz, the What the Flick?! movie review show
by QuestionMarc January 16, 2011

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.
The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.
by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.
by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

A nothing town on the Southern Oregon coast. A place where the retired rule, the young are bored and you either move away when you are 18, or you live there forever in lameness.
by QuestionMarc February 20, 2009
