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Veldin
A fucking troll who's literally the definition of loot luck. He always finds the best drops in any game and after you blame him for having so much luck he dropps all his stuff and goes afk.
Veldin by Three360Sixty May 11, 2020
valdine
Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit
valdine by lovemyname May 20, 2018
verdin
verdin by hehhehehehee January 11, 2018
vending machine
evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
vending machine by grisha July 16, 2003
Veldon
The name of the person who can make any girl happy just by talking to her. Words can scarcely describe how happy he makes is one and only. Though he may have had many difficult times, when he is with the one he loves all of that dissapears. When he chooses that lucky one, they will live a happy life together no matter what.
vending machine kid
A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
vending machine kid by solidguyger March 14, 2011
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