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viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it
Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

vietnamese landmine 

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.
I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

vitnamiese landmine 

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere
Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

Vietnamese Land Mine 

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.