veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

vitnamiese landmine

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008