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Vegetaing 

when you're about to cum, you shout "FINAL FLASH!" and you proceed to blow it all over her face. That is all followed by a swift shot to the cheek bone shouting "GO GET ME A DRYING CLOTH, WOMAN!"
"So I dressed up as Vegeta for halloween, and when I took my woman home to show her my 'big bang attack' i totally Vegeta'd her. She was pissed. She's in the hospital now."

"I slipped on a bar of soap Vegetaing my girlfriend in the shower. We both have a black eye now."
Vegetaing by SaiyaMan December 20, 2012

Vegetatious 

1.To be of or relating to vegetation
2.To be a color of plants or resembling plants
Your art project with a jungle design looks vegetatious.
Vegetatious by rmsk12 June 6, 2011

vegetainment 

Television programmes which are neither very good or very interesting. TV which is watched as there is nothing better to do.

Combination of vegetating and entertainment.
Stick the TV on, see what vegetainment is on.
vegetainment by carabeener December 5, 2010

Vegetation Rights

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.
Vegetation Rights by Sacul! December 18, 2008

vegitating

1.To sit about rather uselessly, as though in a comatose state.
2.To do nothing.

Usually induced by drugs, though known to be triggered by other mediums, such as television or video games.
Johnny had his wisdom teeth out, and now he's vegitating with some ice cream and a few pretty decent pain medications.
vegitating by Goofy McCoy January 30, 2008

Vegetabling

Hitting someone several times with vegetables, most the time until they die.
As in the old times when they stoned people to death by throwing rocks at them, it the same thing but with vegetables.

They vegetabled the two men until they were dead.

Vegetable Stoning Killing Stoned Vegetabling
Vegetabling by Carl Schulington December 17, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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