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vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
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n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
vajooj by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008
Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun

1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis.

2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia.
Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.
vattoo by kmac, md May 13, 2010
A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.
My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.
vajooba by merkinpriest69 March 11, 2015

vajooter 

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter
vajooter by ashley November 30, 2004
a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.
*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie
vajoochie by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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