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A hottie with a nice bottie. She's down for anything, but only if your up for anything, but only if you know what i mean. She'll go down if you get up and then she'll make macaroni art with you afterwards.
But don't be fooled. This girl will give you a serious whooping if that's what you want. She knows her way around the dojang and after whooping up on you she will make some macaroni art with you.
Guy 1: "Dude, so what are you making your girlfriend for valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "Macaroni art. She's a total Vatti."
Vatti by beardedmonkey February 12, 2009
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A Vatti is a hit-or-miss person. He's blind, and has an uncharacteristically high voice. He's a bit naive, and isn't the best looking, but he's lovable. He's a very shy person and only stick around his best friends. He's a social recluse and has reportedly only talked a few times. But if you put in the patience to get to know him, you will never have a better friend.
What kind of a name is Vatti?

Vatti, you're terrible person; but a great friend.
Vatti by TheMidnightLucario January 15, 2021
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callum has a vatotis
vatotis by blahblah1998 November 7, 2012
Investigate someone thoroughly, especially in order to ensure that they are suitable for a job requiring secrecy, loyalty, or trustworthiness.

Derives from late 14th century Norway where you would investigate and check if a visitor was a vette (a supernatural being or troll) before letting them into your home.

The origin of the word is Proto-Germanic *wihti and is related to the german word "Wicht" and english "wight" and Old Norse ; «vǣt(t)r».
Robert is vetting Donald.

We should have vetted Donald before we hired him.
Vetting by tjisinkweilo August 29, 2018
A Russian jingoist and a supporter of Putin's politics. Exhibits stereotypical traits of a Russian jingoist: alcoholism, slovenliness, poverty and unconditional support of any decision of the Russian government.
– Crimea is ours!
– You are such a vatnik!
vatnik by plastic-candy November 3, 2014
A hardcore Russian jingoist, usually displaying severe chauvinism for the Putin administration.
Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"

A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."

Vatican Cameos 

'Vatican Cameos' is a phrase used in BBC's Sherlock when Sherlock is about to open Irene Adler's safe. The phrase first originated in World War 2. It was used when a non-military person, who was armed (gun or knife) entered a British military base. The phrase was a signal for everyone duck out of the line of fire. Sherlock knew that John, being a military man, would recognise this phrase and duck out of the way of the gun in the safe. It is not a code phrase which Sherlock and John coordinated as a safe word. Very clever, don't you think?
*Person walks into room with gun*
"Vatican Cameos"
*everyone ducks*
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