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ejaculate, primarily human and primarily in reference to a male, but may refer to any gender or species, also generally in large amounts.
That bukkake video had so much vattis!

or

I understand that whales release the most vattis of any animal; that's why the ocean tastes the way it does.
vattis by Von Funkenstein November 2, 2011
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toluptuous vitties 

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008

Do the Vittie 

Crash landing an aeroplane upside down.
Or
Doing something that backfires so badly that either you or your online presence takes major negative hit and eventually dies.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna post that, I don't want to do the Vittie.
Do the Vittie by Cone Time June 28, 2020
A strange, human-like creature seen in Silent Hill 3 who stalks Heather throughout the game. You'll recognize him by his erratic head movements, and by the fact that he is usually seen turning a red valve. He wears a long brownish robe with no sleeves and black boots. The Mark of Metatron has been branded into each of his arms, signalling rebirth. (You'll see him dragging Heather away by her ankles in a 'game over' sequence. To revive her? Maybe.) Some like to call him the 'attendant to God,' for in the final scenes of the game, he ceremoniously places a helmet onto the God's head. The whole 'valve business' supposedly represents the change from one world to another. He cannot harm you, and you cannot harm him, so don't worry if he gets a bit close. In fact - he might just be on your side. Fear his prettiness.
Don't deny it . . . Valtiel OWNS you!
Valtiel by Subnuclear October 26, 2004

Vattitude 

A force that pushes you to the limits of your ability. Not taking no for an answer. Having the power to thrive in complex and and confusing situations where others give up.

Vattitude comes and goes, and is enhanced by group vattitude. It is more of a concept, but if it came from a biological reaction, it would be addrenaline and endorfines on steroids.

There is a lot you can do to trigger a shot of vattitude, alone or with friends. Stay positive, grab the best opportunities and say no to mediocracy. Say what is unsaid, do what is undone.
I feel a lot of vatti in the environment. He has so much vattitude, nothing can stop him.
Vattitude by Amalafa February 7, 2021

Vathiest 

One who believes in a vape god
"Do you know Ethan's religion?"
"Oh yeah, he's a vathiest... He's always talking about the 'fat clouds' in heaven."
Vathiest by alej007 September 11, 2016