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A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.
A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
Vatism by breckonridge February 9, 2015
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A religious class of individuals devoted to the sacred art of putting n00bs in their place. A Vitoist must perform their given duty, by following the way of the Great Vito, and performing what ever neccesary to let any individual know that they are indeed, failing.
Kid: o hi guyz can i plz hev tokenz

Vitoist: Kid, please cease displaying your skills as the survivor of an abortion, and leave. Your failing offends me and my religion of Vitoism.
Vitoism by PJ. October 22, 2008
The name of imaginary cult of Ville Valo,hence VALOISM. See heartagram for details on valoism symbol and meaning.
Practice rituals would be fan art, fan fiction, and anything else that would show devotion to Mr. Valo or the rest of his band HIM.
Janna is a member of Valoism.
Valoism by Kat October 13, 2004
A religious practice worshiping the absolute legend that is Danny DeVito
Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!
Vitoism by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026