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vatoism by theactondustdevil October 14, 2009
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Vatism
A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.
A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
Vatism by breckonridge February 9, 2015
Vitoism
A religious class of individuals devoted to the sacred art of putting n00bs in their place. A Vitoist must perform their given duty, by following the way of the Great Vito, and performing what ever neccesary to let any individual know that they are indeed, failing.
Valoism
The name of imaginary cult of Ville Valo,hence VALOISM. See heartagram for details on valoism symbol and meaning.
Practice rituals would be fan art, fan fiction, and anything else that would show devotion to Mr. Valo or the rest of his band HIM.
Practice rituals would be fan art, fan fiction, and anything else that would show devotion to Mr. Valo or the rest of his band HIM.
Vitoism
Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!
Vitoism by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018
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