Definitions by DingleDryfuss

Staley 

(Often reffered back to former lead vocalist of Alice in Chains Layne Staley) The term is for when you are taking drugs with someone, but that certain someone accidentially takes to many drugs at once and fucking dies.

Dude...are you okay? Did you just go full Staley on me?

Staley by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

Gouching Around by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Fuckwad 

A more intense way of calling somebody an idiot.

Johnny you fuckwad, thats my dead wife you ejaculated on!

Fuckwad by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Vitoism 

A religious practice worshiping the absolute legend that is Danny DeVito

Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!

Vitoism by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018