Vitoism

A religious class of individuals devoted to the sacred art of putting n00bs in their place. A Vitoist must perform their given duty, by following the way of the Great Vito, and performing what ever neccesary to let any individual know that they are indeed, failing.

Kid: o hi guyz can i plz hev tokenz

Vitoist: Kid, please cease displaying your skills as the survivor of an abortion, and leave. Your failing offends me and my religion of Vitoism.

by PJ. October 22, 2008

Vitoism

A religious practice worshiping the absolute legend that is Danny DeVito

Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

vatoism

1.The state of being a vato.
2.slang for gangster/most commonly a Mexican gangster

That kid is know to be in the vatoism category.

by theactondustdevil October 14, 2009

Vittoism

The religion of serving the God of victory, Vittorio. Serving him will give you immense victory in gaming, war, petty squabbles, ect.

Sorry, I don't believe in Jesus, I partake in Vittoism

by Stupidly Idiotic November 5, 2021