vasmer

An individual who appreciates phallic vases.

That vasmer has quite the collection of vases.

He has a vast collection of phallic objects, including pens, paintings and vases. He must be a vasmer.

by koppertone May 24, 2006

Jimmy Valmer

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

Vashmere

Definition: Gods Servant,

The townspeople were amazed once Vashmere appereard in their town.

by MarcelloThePoet January 11, 2018

Vassertive

Assertive but perceived as aggressive because you have a vagina.

Man: "Ma'am, you're being very aggressive!"
Woman: No actually, I'm vassertive.
Man: What the hell is 'vassertive?'
Female: "It's assertive with a vagina."
Man runs away screaming because a woman used the word vagina.

by O_OK June 25, 2020

Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006

vagmere

Ultra soft pubic hair on a lady.

When she wrapped her legs around my head it was like a vagmere scarf on my face.

by James Jessenfedden October 12, 2020

Anti-vasker

(n.) Someone who is both anti-vax, and anti-mask.

Ope, another anti-vasker died to own the libs.

by HereticWife August 21, 2021