vasect 

to cut off access to, or inhibits someone's access to annother

also to end the fun, create an abrupt stop to the fun

"You were such a cock-block last night! you need to stop vasecting me all the time ass hole"

vasect by totesconcerned October 12, 2011

vasect-me-off 

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

vasect-me-off by BigD__ February 4, 2023

Kentucky vasectomy 

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Vasectomy 

When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.

My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.

Vasectomy by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018

Vaset 

he like pp haha

person 1: damn john's a vaset
person 2: so he's gay?
person 1: yea

Vaset by myfatherfigurebeatsme July 29, 2021

Vasectomy 

A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.

Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.

The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.

Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.

There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.

The marriage pre-nuptial agreement was mandatory before the marriage could take place, one of the clauses insisted the prospective husband have a Vasectomy and his orgasm did not contain viable sperm.

Vasectomy by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020

vansectomy 

That delicate moment when you trade your balls in for a mini-van

Jimmy has an appointment on Friday with the Ford dealership to get his Vansectomy

vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015