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vasectomized 

Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
vasectomized by rfancy April 26, 2003

Vasectomies 

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids
You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person
Vasectomies by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

Vasectomator 

An ancient legendary weapon used to stop men of certain family dissent from continuing the family tree.
If (the Vasectomator was) used on King Henry there would be no King Henry The 2nd.
Vasectomator by Payne Eifert December 4, 2010

vasectomized 

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.
I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

Vasectomize 

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.
Vasectomize by ventus September 29, 2017
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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