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vasectomized 

Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
vasectomized by rfancy April 26, 2003
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vasectomized 

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.
I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.
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vastectomize 

After getting a vastectomy, telling the girl you are sleeping with you are not getting married unless she gets pregnant leading to massive amounts of sex. Aided greatly by her belief you have money.
After his second divorce, Dr. Roberts bought a ferrari and vastectomized half of Nashville.
vastectomize by appleb July 30, 2010

Vasectomies 

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids
You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person
Vasectomies by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

Vasectomize 

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.
Vasectomize by ventus September 29, 2017
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B)
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A)
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