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Individuals with the name Vared possess preppy and borderline metrosexual personality traits. Vared, which is Hebrew for passive, is a forename associated with males who are feminine in nature. According to Sigmund Freud, it is a commonplace for males named Vared to fetishize humiliation.
"Hey Vared, why are you so scared of girls?"
"It's just that , uhhhh, they're really intimidating."
"Just don't piss your pants next time they makes fun of you."
"Sorry, no promises. I secretly like it..."
Vared by yeaprettymuch August 12, 2022
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Uncommon Armenian first name for baby boys, meaning rose-haired (i.e. redhead). Usually given to tall and smart (although brunette) dudes. Often abbreviated with 'Vardik', it's almost impossible to get it right the first time.
Douche: "What's your name?"
Vardges: "Vardges"
Douche: "What?"
Vardges: "Marcus"
Douche: "Ahhhh..."
Vardges by KrazeeEyezKillah August 15, 2009
Related Words
Vared Vardan Valedictorian Varad vardrid vaded vard Varda Vardaan vagedgie

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
Varad meaning the one who gives blessings is used as a adjective for Lord Ganesha.
Varad is a boy has a leadership qualitiy and likes to take brave decisions and he wants to always dominate others. He is very caring guy but if you show him that you don't give a fuck he would show you that he is better at it .

He is always ready to help his friends and to beat the shit out of his enemies.
Dont mess with Varad
Varad by Mr. Brain IAC January 10, 2018
What one becomes after using marijuana through a vaporizer.
Man, after I hit that bag a few times I was totally vaked!
Vaked by McKDenton November 8, 2009
Quiero ir a jugar futbol con mis valedores (Amigos).
Valedor by Larry (la riata) August 14, 2009

Jamie Vardy 

A father figure to some, but mostly known as an English legend who is defended among social network by a group of people who support him. Creator of 'chat shit get banged', this one is not related to Peter Vardy, and instead is a footballer for Leciester City. He puts the King in King Power.
"Did you see that Jamie vardy scored again?"
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