varcon

Varcon is a sexy human being which sometimes tends to break many hearts, A Varcon’s are very focused and strong minded when it comes to goals. When being introduced to a Varcon it is hard to take your eyes off a Varcon because they are truly beautiful in every way. Varcon will happily hang out with his friends and put them first over him or herself every time. Varcon is so loving and will only say I love you if it is 100% from the heart. Varcon can drink anything and everything from the bottle store and can drink a lot. If you don’t have a varcon in your life you are truly missing out, get yourself a varcon they a rare but will definitely show you a good time.

Do you know varcon ?

Yes omg he so sexy

I wish Varcon knew me

I was with varcon for 3min and couldn’t stop staring

Yeh me too he’s so amazingly handsome

by Realmvp November 21, 2021

Valconphrina

Original Species created by Solkkamal. The species has an intricate hierarchy. Join her discord server to find out more.

Wow, Valconphrinas have really soft neck floof. Great for cuddles.

by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020

Vaconstipated

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )

This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.

by TP-SD August 17, 2010

Do a Varcoe

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008

varron

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.

I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.

by chizzazzle January 3, 2008

Varion

(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.

That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!

by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010

varoon

he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.

"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."

by swaggier then you May 23, 2016