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Vapelationship

Relationship formed after a vape shot gun. Vaping is what the relationship is solely based on.
Chad: hey how did y’all meet?

Eric: we vape shotgunned and now we are in a vapelationship
Vapelationship by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017

Evapulation 

When you cum on your belly and then fall asleep only to find the cum has disappeared when you wake up.
I experienced some severe evapulation when I woke up this morning. Where does it even go?
Evapulation by Reeder3232 June 26, 2020

Vagucation

First hand experiences learned while engaged or entwined with a vagina.
She gave him a sound vagucation.
Vagucation by tikigeo October 7, 2009

Cum Valuation 

The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator
Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November

vabulation 

When two psychopaths drink out of the same non-existant straw while believing they are in a 1950's malt shop while listening to live Ella Fitzgerald.
Za are in an amazing fit of vabulation un tu xstacee!
vabulation by Donald Mandalena April 9, 2007

Valudation 

The validation of values. When you need to validate a close belief or value often through others or what they value in you.
I need Valudation from others.
She told me she liked how close I am with my family, I felt valudated.
Valudation by Henry Canticle February 13, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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