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Vanned Off 

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.
I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.
Vanned Off by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009
Related Words
vanted • Vanced • Vented • Vante • vanteloona • Vanned • Vantey • Vated • Vinted • Vancederful
An alternate way to spell v&. To be vanned is to be fucked by the FBI or hauled off in the party van (hence where the word came from).
That sick bastard who posted CP got vanned!
Vanned by TheOneThOnly July 21, 2009
The sweetest guy there is. He won't judge you or express his thoughts on how idiotic you are, he accepts you for you. An intelligent person, though he rarely shows it, a quiet person, though he can be very strange and weird at the same time. He will do anything to make someone smile when they're upset and often has people flocking around him, even if he denies it, people love him. Because he is a mature, and just an all around good person, he will not "break the bro code" or do something to another guy's girl. Honestly the best of the best even if he doesn't know it.
Chick: hi.
D'vante: <_<
Chick: >_>
D'vante: <_<

Chick: you're so weird but I <3 you.
D'vante by SantaNickPickle January 11, 2013
The act of venting in Among Us
Red: It was def purple, he vented in electrical

Purple: nah red kinda sus ngl
Everyone: *votes red*
*Red was not The Imposter*
vented by saids October 3, 2020
TAEHYUNG who is known as V of BTS is VANTE, which was combined with Ante Badzim’s name and his to form ( VANTE ). It is his artistic name for photography and art and it is ONLY and his ONLY.
I love Vante! his art and photography is so cool
Vante by vmin wedding officiant December 18, 2021

Vancing, Vanced 

The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked

The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”
Vancing, Vanced by TwintowersIsa January 27, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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