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D'vante

The sweetest guy there is. He won't judge you or express his thoughts on how idiotic you are, he accepts you for you. An intelligent person, though he rarely shows it, a quiet person, though he can be very strange and weird at the same time. He will do anything to make someone smile when they're upset and often has people flocking around him, even if he denies it, people love him. Because he is a mature, and just an all around good person, he will not "break the bro code" or do something to another guy's girl. Honestly the best of the best even if he doesn't know it.
Chick: hi.
D'vante: <_<
Chick: >_>
D'vante: <_<

Chick: you're so weird but I <3 you.
by SantaNickPickle January 11, 2013
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J.D. Vance

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.
J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.
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J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio
J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
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J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.
Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?
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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.
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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
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