vantaphobia 

Is the phobia to vantablack, the darkest color ever.
Someone may feel uncomfortable or even scared towards the existance of this level of darkness.

Gaby has vantaphobia, she even rejected Ramir's present to her, despite the fact that he is her boyfriend and the gift is a lamborghini. Just because it's vantablack!

vantaphobia by Buttnakedgirl May 28, 2018

Vanphobia

Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.

I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.

Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia 

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Vaflaphobia 

The fear of waffles (how)

Haha you have vaflaphobia

Vaflaphobia by Kay1510 November 30, 2022

vagaphobia 

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.

"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"

vagaphobia by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008