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van life meets nomad whilst having responsibilities and/or ties to citizenry. Holding the 9-5 job, but no homestead credit to my name. Work to live as a vanmad.
My life status is stable, but living as a vanmad gives my pillow options for coordinates.
vanmad by jcfl April 27, 2022
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The act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans penis in a twister.
It was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.
vanado by dildosaur April 11, 2017
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Also known as Kirovakan. The third-largest town in Armenia but is still actually very small. In Vanadzor, pretty much everybody knows and respects each other, it has the best mineral water and the cheapest ice cream on Earth. And it rains almost every day, which may sound bad but in reality it's pretty damn awesome. There are yearly flash floods and everybody in town is used to them. Everything in Vanadzor is walking distance.

History of Vanadzor dates back to the bronze age.

In Vanadzor you'll find many abandoned buildings where children may be playing or that are just standing there, not bothering and not helping anyone.
-Where can I get really pure mineral water?
-Vanadzor, for sure.
Vanadzor by zvezdaX July 22, 2009

Vansaddenfreuden

The melancholy one feels when one’s van is in the shop.
The Summer of Scott was briefly paused as the van’s clutch needed to be replaced, parts sourced, bits and bobs sorted, and all he could feel was vansaddenfreuden.
Oh he's a right Vanadi
vanadi by Bernard Cribbins August 9, 2006

VaMadeRich 

VaMadeRich is an upcoming Northern Virginia rapper, His style can be compared to rappers like Glockboykari, Shabazz, and others.
Aye moe, did you hear VaMadeRich new tape?
VaMadeRich by DMV ON THE RISE October 5, 2020

Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus 

A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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