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Vanaduche

suck my dick. the shortened word of all other oral sex. slang for blowjob.
Hey Vanessa, VANADUCHE!
by Parker S June 25, 2007
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Vacadouche

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014
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VanDouchebag

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.
Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.
by guess who?***** September 17, 2008
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Lord Vanaduke

Let's fight Lord Vanaduke
by motnahpychtilg February 24, 2021
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