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Vanilla Shake

When a white girl tries to twerk.
Amy was hangin at da club and tried to show everyone her vanilla shake
Vanilla Shake by Trig Midterm February 4, 2017

vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes
“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake”
vanilla shake by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021

McCafe Vanilla Shake 

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."
Vanilla Milk shake by Tommm T. March 31, 2009

Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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