vanilla ho
much like vanilla ice cream this is a gurl who is basic af. probably shops at brandy and/or thrifts. Also gets around in the most basic way
vanilla ho by nana created this January 19, 2019
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Vanilla Homie
Vanilla homie; noun;
Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.
Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.
"Yo, man...what's that wiggah doin' puffin' 'round 'ere, man?"
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*
Vanilla Homie by Fudgiebutt November 11, 2005
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Vanilla Hopper
Big black woman with a massive ass who chooses to swing it with a scrawny little white boy pencil thin. This type of girl likes to hop on the vanilla ice-cream cone.
Vanilla Hopper by Dave97 May 18, 2016
Vanilla Howler
A designation for a sexual partner whose intimate conduct adheres rigidly to the most conventional and unadventurous practices—typically limited to repetitive missionary-position intercourse with minimal foreplay or variation—yet who produces prolonged, high-decibel howls and vocalizations more appropriate to wildlife documentaries or emergency medical situations. These outbursts are commonly accompanied by rhythmic, wet percussive sounds of bodily contact and the involuntary expulsion of trapped air or fluids from the vaginal canal, creating a multisensory experience that stands in stark opposition to the simplicity of the act. The phenomenon frequently results in structural disturbances to nearby surfaces, stained or compromised bedding, noise complaints from adjacent residents, and subsequent interactions with property management or law enforcement.
The encounter began with the expectation of a discreet and straightforward arrangement. Within minutes, however, she revealed herself to be a vanilla howler of considerable magnitude. The howls reverberated through the building, the drywall sustained visible stress fractures, the linens required immediate and specialized disposal, and the following morning necessitated a formal written apology to the building superintendent regarding the reported domestic disturbance.
Vanilla Howler by Rwordahole June 18, 2026
French Vanilla Hoe
These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.
Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.
French Vanilla Hoe by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017
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hot vanilla by pranksterbob December 29, 2013
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tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019
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