VanillaBox

A VanillaBox is a sexual manuever where one partner with extensive flexibility folds themself up into a rectangular shape. A male partner then proceeds to mix milk, sugar, extract from the Vanilla planifolia plant (vanilla), and his own semen, then pours this mixture over the first partner forming a VanillaBox.

1. Time to VanillaBox?
2. Sure, let me get my mixing bowl.

VanillaBox by Frictionless May 20, 2014

vanillazoned

When a sexually adventurous person suddenly goes very, very vanilla with a new partner, usually someone they want to have a long term relationship with.The abandoned practices could be non-monogamous stuff like polyamory, or alternative practices like oral, anal, sexting, cosplay, BDSM, roleplay, or other fetishes. Often accompanied by a general reduction in sexual activity. Importantly, it's the formerly adventurous partner, not their mate, who makes this decision.

Depending on the situation, they might think they've grown up, or that sex in long term relationships should be different, or shame in their own kinks, or feeling that their mate is "pure" and they don't want to corrupt them. For many, the real reason is that they have found a partner who they see as a good life partner but secretly aren't all that attracted to sexually. A clear sign of vanillazoning is if after a breakup the partner goes right back to the sexual practices they'd abandoned.

Related to being friendzoned, where implied romance is used to lure someone into a purely platonic friendship. Both concepts have in common the idea that one partner is deceiving the other about the nature of their intimacy in an attempt to secure their preferred relationship type. This is made worse if the kinky partner's kink was what attracted the mate in the first place. Unlike the friendzone, both genders are equally likely to do this.

Jesse was bisexual, and enjoyed threesomes. When Jesse hooked up with Chris, suddenly Jesse was no longer interested in any poly experimentation at all. Chris was up for exploring them, but Jesse said "that time in my life is over". Eventually, the two broke up because both were sexually frustrated, and Jesse went right back to having threesomes. Chris had been vanillazoned.

Jennifer loved BDSM, but was over thirty and wanted to start a family. So when she met Mike, a smart, funny and successful computer programmer, she decided to put her past behind her. Mike was attracted to Jennifer in part because she was clearly a wild and very sexy girl, and he was turned on by her wild stories. But once they hooked up, Jennifer was only interested in normal sex. Mike was vanillazoned.

Dan was a wild guy sexually, with a major interest in sexy roleplay. But when he met Chloe, who was relatively sexually inexperienced, he knew he had marriage material. He was careful to only do normal, missionary sex with her, even though she wanted to explore her wild side. He didn't want her to become a slut, so he vanillazoned her. Later, deciding he couldn't resist indulging himself, Dan started cheating on Chloe.

vanillazoned by Really Name February 2, 2014

VanillaBlunt

The illest girl, who is very rude & has blond hair & blue eyes

Omg isn't that VanillaBlunt, Shes so rude!

VanillaBlunt by Unknown Blunt July 1, 2011

Vanillasexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to our least favorite non-binary, Vanilla!

Guy 1: Ayo bruh are you gay, bi, or straight.
Guy 2: Nah fuck dat im Vanillasexual
Guy 1: I hate women

Vanillasexual by HenryHater2 May 2, 2021

vanillaberry 

A person who has a serious addiction to berries and ice cream, but also enjoys making a cult of berries.

Hey, I saw a vanillaberry earlier today and there were no berries in stock at the store. Should I ask them to give me berries?

vanillaberry by berry yaas November 24, 2021

vanillasexual 

A person with mundane sexual preferences: strictly heterosexual, with no abnormal fetish or kink.

"I want to tell my girlfriend about my pegging fantasies, but I worry she'd think it was too weird; she's a vanillasexual."

vanillasexual by Vickieblair June 14, 2013

vanillabrain 

A person who has no mental illness. The term may also indicate that such a person cannot conceptualize what it is like to have a mental illness.

"My vanillabrain sister keeps trying to get me to take vitamin D, thinking it will somehow cure my bipolar."

"Vanillabrains always telling you to cheer up and get over it, like it's so easy."

vanillabrain by amphorae September 17, 2017