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Vaneesa is Heaven sent. She has the biggest heart of anyone you could meet. She has beautiful eyes and her smile will light up the room. Vaneesa appreciates the finer things in life, including tropical destinations, quesadillas and margaritas. She keeps alot of weight on her shoulders but you will only know its bothering her if you are very close to her. She doesnt know her own worth. She is beautiful and doesnt realize it. She is one of the best friends you could have and will have your back in the scrappiest of times. She can take your secrets to the grave and be your ride or die. Vaneesa is truly a one of a kind.
I am so glad that i have a Vaneesa in my life.
vaneesa by SouthernMomma December 22, 2018
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vanessasexual 

Vanessasexual is when you’re heterosexual but gay for Vanessa Morgan and only Vanessa Morgan.
Girl 1: omg did you see saskias new Vanessa edit?
Girl 2: yes it made me Vanessasexual
vanessa is a female name, and in greek is means ‘butterfly’. vanessas are beautiful and strong, and most importantly always stay tough on the inside. no matter what, they will fight until the ends of the earth for their best friends, too. they are very positive, and shy at first. however, once you get to know them, you’ll find out that theyre extremely adventurous and lovable. it’s always a plus to have a vanessa in ur life!
vanessa is MY best friend, and I wouldn’t trade her for the world!
vanessa by basketballsoccer21 November 26, 2017

vanessa. 

The most amazing girl u will ever meet. Has an amazing smile. Beautiful eyes. And a charismatic personality.she will never fail to make u smile and she has an amazing body. God took his sweet time on her. She just makes u wanna go.. mmmmm mm mm m.

Dirty Vanessa 

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.
Vanessa: A girl who is overlooked by others, someone who is very special but is much too often taken for granted. An amazing girl who is incredibly beautiful on the inside and out. A person who is extremely sensitive, even in a comfortable environment. Although very friendly and sociable, Vanessa can be shy and apprehensive. A person who comes once in a lifetime, that will change who you are as a person forever. Someone who you should never let go, if you do you will regret it. She loves to sing, eat, and laugh. Her soulmate will be someone that shes had a past with and came back in her life, Vanessa is described as a simple word such as beauty.
Vanessa is Like A Flower Freshly Cut From A Garden
vanessa by NameEdits November 27, 2012
A very nice girl who anyone can be friends with. She can cheer you up if you are ever down and is very talented especially with dancing. She is very pretty and her hair is amazing.If you are her friend you should be lucky to have her.
Person 1: I wish Vanesa was my friend
Person 2 : yeah she is my friend and she is awsome
Vanesa by Kkkkjjkkyuyg November 2, 2019
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