vandicapped

the state of stupidity that envelopes most people when they slide behind the wheel of a mini-van.

i hate being stuck on a one lane road behind some vandicapped fool who isn't aware he has a gas pedal!

vandicapped by kristekitty May 25, 2010

Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Bandicapped 

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''

Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

Vandecamped 

Excessively organized. The result of allowing someone with obsessive compulsive disorder to organize an event, physical area, or data list. Objects are organized at right angles to eachother, items are missing due to "being put away" and like objects are grouped, sometime alphabetically.

Origin: from the OCD character, Bree Vandecamp on Desperate Housewives.

I was working on a project, using several different items and tools. I went to the bathroom for 2 minutes and my co-worker had vandecamped the entire area.

Vandecamped by JustMeMan May 21, 2006