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Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.
I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.
Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

Vagiphobia 

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015

vapephobia 

Scared of vapes or hates people vaping or just hates them in general. And if so you may have vapephobia
Guy: do you want a hit of my vape?

You: say "no" and you have a feeling that you want to smash it.

And that is called vapephobia

vagophobia 

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls
Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

valphobic 

someone who is scared or do not like a person named val.
carly is valphobic it hurts.
valphobic by renessme katrisalyn January 3, 2021

vagaphobia 

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.
"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"
vagaphobia by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008