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Vakarian 

A sexy ass Turian.
Garrus is a Vakarian, He's so sexy, I'd fuck him all day and night.
Vakarian by Turian October 25, 2010
Related Words
vamari • Valarie • valaria • vaarin • Vakaris • Vamara • Vamprize • vaari • vaaridhi • Vaariya
Brave. Strong heart. Heroine of the people; The female form of eternal innocence battling eternal evil. Female born from a seemingly 'other-worldliness' who takes to battle the evil ones who recognize and fear her powerful seeing of the good and the evil in others. One who refuses to be victimised and confronts injustice with her ability to translate crafty stradegy, as well as decietful language designed to benefit the profits of a single entity at the expense of the masses. She uses her gifts to protect others who are unknowingly, or deny being, the victims of lies and injustice.

Others less hardy will avoid her with the fear of being targeted by the corruption that she takes to battle, but when in dire need will seek her wisdom, and guidance as she lovingly gathers them under her protective wings. She carries great strength and inner beauty even as she mourns the human/earth condition. She who walks with steadfast surety.
Valarie will lead us to the truth.
Valarie by Nisse mjukr February 4, 2010
Valarie is a girl that is kind has a warm heart,tall, popular,smart,and help when she can.kind of negative depressed but still goes throw it.
Valarie is a kind person.
Valarie by Jake makes it real February 8, 2019

vagaries 

The combo of your vagina and your ovaries
I had surgery on my vagaries.
vagaries by The two musketeers November 26, 2018
Often beautiful and intelligent, ladies with this name also have the gift of patience and kindness. They often place others before themselves, which makes them the best kind of friend to rely on. Though passive, they aren't afraid to stand up for what they believe in and often hold their loved ones close to their hearts; their friends especially. Once you fall for one, or become close to them, you'll never regret it.
Hey, did you know Valarie helped out at the soup kitchen?
Valarie by babybabylove January 23, 2011

vagaritto 

(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito")
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
vagaritto by Lkreyna2 April 2, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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