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You alone fill it with meaning, worth, weight
I valyou.
You may be invisible but I valyou.
Chicken-Spinach-Egg-Burger, I am hungry, you look tasty, I value
valyou by Krkič July 18, 2019
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samantha valyou

A stubby toad, no ass bitch who doesnt know what to do around a bear!
Samantha Valyou: someone who doesnt know shit!
samantha valyou by Bails24601 June 21, 2018
Another person who plays Graal.
Valoux, you are no longer a mod on my boards.
valoux by Rexxo January 28, 2004

valour tracksuit 

A two piece sport wear worn by early 70's pimps, pushers, thugs or early 2011 nico canarinos who are trying to bring back the style.

often worn well with gold chains, medallions, and a wife beater underneath the jacket.

Person wearing the jumpsuit may be tempted to slickback their hair and chances are wont be able to resist wearing to large of sunglasses on their face
Hey Nico what the hell is that your wearing....

"im bringing it back"

You look like my grandma in that valour tracksuit
valour tracksuit by jsjsjsj January 19, 2011

Bernard Valcourt 

To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.
Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.
A word that has multiple meanings. Valjoux can describe a joyous occasion, a memorable event or be used to mean fancy, good looking or favorable.

Pronounced VAL-SZWA
I lost my camera case on NYE, so not valjoux.

Girl 1: I met my soulmate.

Girl 2: Aww that's valjoux.

I love your dress, it's so valjoux.
valjoux by kasiakasey January 2, 2011

Valdouches 

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.
hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.
Valdouches by wolfmanali April 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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