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How he breaks the baaaalls !!!!!! He's nice eh, sometimes he's funny sometimes uh ... No.He judges a lot, he searches for shit all the time. Afterwards he is nice, but uh ...
Valou- Since when have you been doing this? but you've changed eh, you're no longer the ------ that I knew
In the heads of all normal people- SHUUUUT UUUUUP !!!!!!
Valou by Jesaispascommentjemappelle December 1, 2021
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Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.
Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011
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Valorie is smart, funny, and caring. She is always thinking of others, never of herself. She is selfless, and has the biggest heart ever. Just don't get on her bad side. She will make you pay if you do. She loves hard and cares even harder. She is also a beatiful girl. She has the prettiest smile and the sexiest body. She also carries an innocence about her that appeals to others. Valorie is the epitome of someone you would want by your side. Always.
"You seen Valorie?"
"Yes, she is so sweet, and caring."

"I need to get a girl like Valorie."
Valorie by VGirlWal January 10, 2017
When a person has the ability to woo a girl in the video game Valorant.
My boy Gio got so many bitches in Valorant... He got that Valorizz.
Valorizz by carliscash November 12, 2022

hop on valorant 

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex
Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏
Valor: Courage and boldness, as in battle; bravery. Simple words with limitless possibilities, how ever all direct action to a common virtue; the fight for preservation of life wither it’s their own or another’s. A single act of valor can rewrite the history books and leave an echo across eternity. A man can only be remembered for so long, but their chronicle holds no bounds.
The gift of valor, all have it and few use it.
valor by Guerra July 22, 2006

Valorant 

A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
Valorant by DankZenyx April 11, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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