valm 

calm, but with a V. known from the valm-69 gag channel, with over 5 million subscribers all over the world. its valming epic gamer!

Damn bro, that shit the other day was valm as hell! I fricken morbed all over the place.

valm by valm-andy May 2, 2023

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

valmir 

A beastial man who can take down any thug in the hood. He is also very handsome and can make any girl fall in love with him.

"Im gonna call Valmir on you"

valmir by Warthogs April 12, 2016

valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

valmorphanize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005

valmorphanize 

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.

OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.

valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.

"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE

valmorification by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

Valmacoolis 

an individual that changes faces easily

This was best portrayed on a recent episode of the HBO series "Game of Thrones" in Season 2 when an individual changes it's face after looking away for the individual they're talking to and states valmacoolis

Valmacoolis by johnshiltop March 28, 2013