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Valmah is a beautiful girl with black hair. She is short and sweet.... double s!! #alliteration! She will become a famous lawyer one day.. defending all kinds of defendants and winning the case!!
John: Man I think I'm gonna lose this murder case man, I shouldn't have crossed by Joannes's mum the other night

Vincent: Just get yourself a lawyer named Valmah, you will be guaranteed to win the case
John: oh shit you right, say less
valmah by qyxlsdn August 23, 2023
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"Did you tell mom I came home late?"

"No, Vallah I didn't".
Vallah by kordug March 15, 2009
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One of several Slavic and Germanic words used to describe the Romanian, Aromanian, Istro-Romanian, Timoc (Timok) Vlachs, and Megleno-Romanian people...
Used as Vlach, Vlah, Valah, Valach, Olah, Voloh, Voloch, Woloch, Walach...
Originally referring to Latin Speakers and specifically the Latin speaking shepherds of the Balkans, who became the modern day Romanians.
the region of Wallachia (Walachia) - as said in English is part of Romania, known in the past and Romanian as both "Valahia" & "Teara Rumaneasca" (old Romanian for "Tara Romaneasca")- meaning The Romanian Land...
valah by LucaV March 11, 2008

Valmacoolis 

an individual that changes faces easily
This was best portrayed on a recent episode of the HBO series "Game of Thrones" in Season 2 when an individual changes it's face after looking away for the individual they're talking to and states valmacoolis
Valmacoolis by johnshiltop March 28, 2013
(Val-uh)
The word Valah, is the male name for Vala (wich is the female name) meaning the chosen one, or chosen, or single, or singled out, or solo.. Pretty much it mean's independent chosen one.
That nigga is the Valah, he good ad everything he does.
Valah by Valah Taylor Gang April 24, 2010
Valiah is an amazing person. Her style, oh my it’s so unique. Her laugh is beautiful just like her. Her long dark hair suits her so well. If you ever date her just know that your one lucky person. Yes she will hate you sometimes, but that’s only if you talk bad about her. She hates when people talk about her and let’s all her anger out by telling other people. She’s close with her family oh she loves her family so much. Her family is what makes her smile. Be lucky to have a girl like her.
Did you see valiah’s hair and smile? oh my she’s so perfect and beautiful.
Valiah by Justanunkownpersonlol November 23, 2021
a sexy brazilian jungle beast with nuts the size of coconuts. He has a hat that is black to symbolize the color of hair on his butts. he could be bisexual also?
he bobby, i love you. "me and bobby are gay together. That is ok if you are gay with someone else but not by your self."
valmar by piMp plaYa November 15, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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