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A beastial man who can take down any thug in the hood. He is also very handsome and can make any girl fall in love with him.
"Im gonna call Valmir on you"
valmir by Warthogs April 12, 2016
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He's a white n*gga who can use the n-word and destroys everyone
Valmir (Saucy) says something: (please sniff my boobs) , (let me suck your d*ck)
Valmir by Niggawithbigballs February 20, 2021
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Valmir will be ab millionar the biggest in austria and in kosovo so go and love valmir beciase he will be an millionar
Valmir
Valmir by bigiigie November 22, 2021

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!
A method of altering a forum thread that generally makes readers lose intelligence.
Wow, that thread just got Valiria'd
Valiria by General WoW player January 11, 2009
Someone who thinks they have "game or skills" but really don't
Damn this fool's a valir
valir by Chase King May 4, 2005
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