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vallencia 

Vallencia with 2 L , is far more superior than “Valencia” with 1 L. Vallencia is double the beauty and double the mean of a “Valencia”. Despite all that Vallencia is a true role model among women and is the god of all things that comes to food. She is very cute but in the same time very sexy. Her eyes could pierce right through your chest and into your soul and she can tell if you’re guilty or not.
That kid of yours is such a Vallencia for bringing all the boys in her backyard.
vallencia by meeepmoop November 25, 2021
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vallencia 

Vallencia is a person who sleeps with atleast 5 animal plushies.
You’re such a Vallencia for bringing 6 plushies on the plane.
vallencia by meeepmoop November 25, 2021

valencia 

Is a beautiful woman who can be mean at sometime and nice don't try her because she will come back for all of y'all and one of a kind and if she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her
Valencia is a woman who. Can be a devia
valencia by Daylencia March 15, 2017

Valencia 

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. Val is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, super cuddle-able, and a ride-or-die adventure buddy. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness. Her style is rad, her laugh is contagious, and if your lucky enough to call her one of your best friends, well then you’ve got it pretty damn good.
Person 1: Damn, It's already been almost a year since you said goodbye to Valencia? Sad.

Me: Yes. But it’s okay, ‘cause I know our paths will cross again before too long. Des âmes sœurs ne s’oublient pas facilement, et elle sait qu’elle fera toujours parti de sama waa keur; she’s welcome chez moi no matter where, no matter when.
Valencia by vqlrocks May 11, 2016

valencia 

very curvy, beautiful girl. she has a tendency to be really insecure, but is very silly and a playful person to be around. most gorgeous eyes you could forever get lost in. her desire is to make everyone else happy before she does herself. doesn't party a lot but when she does, watch out ! she will be the life of it. great girl to have long conversations with or to be with in times of need. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. has a huge butt and even bigger personality to match. cant find any other girl like her.
I need a Valencia right now
valencia by Anntonio_suavee February 17, 2013

Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
Valecia a name given for originality. A stunningly beautiful girl with breath taking eyes, amazing skin, and a kick a** Body. Gorgeous qualities in and out. One everyone wishes to look like, talk like and act like her. Very outgoing, out spoken, well mannored, and ready for adventure!
Valecia is, eyes, body, outgoing, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing
Valecia by GwendyB February 5, 2010
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